New Olympic Sport

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/8448176/Olympics-and-safe-sex-...-what's-the-harm-in-that?

A long time ago i heard that the Olympic village that they set up for the athletes is one big party zone and orgy. My friends and I are determined to somehow make it to the Olympics just so we can party in the village. For years we thought the best sport for us to do would be curling at the winter games but now i have a better idea. Lets make our own sport. Who's down for Olympic Karaoke? I want to start it up and be a member of the first Olympic Karaoke team representing USA. Come on, what would you watch first, women's water polo or karaoke? What event would you watch "track cycling" badminton or karaoke? Its not as far fetched as you think, fucking trampoline is a sport. You could have individual karaoke, karaoke pairs, choreographed dance karaoke, the possibilities are endless