Hideousness

Today i saw what i will tentatively call a female in the lobby of my building that was so hideous that i can only liken her description to what my first dump would look like after i went on a 3 day binder where i ate nothing but Taco Bell with extra hot sauce and White Castle w/ extra onions. Drinking nothing but Pepe Lopez tequila and capping everything off with a laxative laced milkshake. The abortion that would be in the toilet would prob be about equal in beauty to this mega yummy monstrosity.