Slow Driver's in the left lane

Is there anything more infuriating then slow motherfucking drivers in the left goddamn lane? Today Im cruising on the Turnpike in the left lane. Its about 8:45 so i can not yet get into the car pool lane cuz ive gotten a couple of warnings about that and i dont want to push it. So here i am, theres not really traffic but it is congested. Im doing less then 60 mph, again in the left lane, thoroughly annoyed. Then the car in front of me, an explorer gets over. Then, im not making this up, i find myself driving behind a horse. A live fucking horse staring back at me at 8:45 in the morning in the left lane on the NJ Turnpike driving 5 mph under the speed limit. What the fuck, i thought i was having one of those dreams where you wake up, take a shower and get dressed then leave for work, like its a normal day. And the dream feels so real cuz its just like your ordinary day, but then something ridiculous happens and you know youre dreaming. Like on the way to your car you see someone that you havent seen in 15 yrs. Or you get to your office only to realize that you forgot to put pants on. Then you realize its a dream and you wake up and have overslept. Well i legitimately thought that happened today. What did i do? I gave the horse the finger, cut off the truck carrying the horse by using the HOV lane, yelled "Fuck You" as i passed him and gave him the finger and jammed on my brakes when i got in front of him. What fucking shithead is driving around with a horse in the left lane? This shit happens all the time and it drives me nuts. Assholes who block up traffic making everything more dangerous cuz what happens is people behind them drive like reckless Jap kamikaze pilots to get around them putting everything within 100 feet of them in danger. You see it all the time although its not usually horses most of the times its boats. These fucking shitheads driving around doing 50mph carrying a boat. Hey douche bag why dont you follow this simple rule, only one vehicle in the left lane at a time. If you are on the road and attached to what you are driving is anything larger then a bike stay to the right bitch, Also to these assholes whose biggest thrill in life is driving 65 mph in the left lane, knock that shit off pls. Get your thrills else where if you want to live "dangerously" and get in the left lane be prepared to drive minimum 75 mph. You adrenaline junkie thrill seeking asses back to the right lane.