Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Anal dwarfs

Once I read a news article about an 86 yr old nun who was hit and killed by a car while running an errand on her day off. Can a nun get laid on her "day off"? If not, then i really wouldn't consider it a day off.

The most annoying saying has to be "it is what it is". I fucking hate that. I hate the ppl that use it even more cuz they say it like its this profound statement that will change the course of mankind. No idiot all you did is point out the obvious you are not some uber-scholar you're just some dim-witted fat ass. I say that because if you notice "it is what it is" is used most frequently by fatasses. When someone says that i want to look at them and say "Thank you for not contributing anything at all intellectually to this conversation. You have the mental capacity of an elephant with down syndrome. Your presence here physically makes me ill. Isn't there a cheeseburger somewhere waiting for you to eat it. (Then i kick him in the nuts and stand there and watch him writhe in pain and make funny faces)."

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